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Not-So-Serious (But Actually Serious) FAQs
Can I engrave my ex’s face with devil horns?
Absolutely. We’re in the business of love, loss, and laser revenge.
What if I upload a photo of my dog dressed as Batman?
That would be the best thing that’s ever happened to our workshop. Do it. Immediately.
Can you engrave swear words?
Yes — your product, your rules. Just keep it within what won’t get us flagged by customs or your nan.
Will my keyring survive if I drop it into a pint at the pub?
Technically yes, but please save the drinks for yourself. The keyring doesn’t need a lager bath.
Can I wear my dog tag in the shower?
Sure! It’s stainless steel. But if you're rocking engraved wood, maybe don’t give it a spa day.
Can I upload a meme?
Yes. We encourage chaos. Meme responsibly.
I want to propose using one of your dog tags — is that weird?
Weird? No. Epic? Absolutely. Just don’t engrave “You up?” — aim higher.
Can you engrave a QR code that links to my playlist?
Now that’s next level. Yes, as long as the QR is high quality. Bonus points if it’s a breakup playlist engraved on a heart.
What happens if I upload a potato instead of a photo?
Then you’ll get a beautifully engraved potato. It’s 2025. Who are we to judge?
Can I return it if my friend says “OMG I love it” sarcastically?
No returns for sarcasm, sorry. But we’ll high-five you anyway.
Can I engrave my cat’s judgemental face?
Yes, and we highly encourage it. Eternalise their side-eye for generations to come.
Can I use this as a breakup gift?
Only if it says “Return to Sender.” Or “Your loss.” Or “This is your engraved red flag.”
Do I get bonus points for uploading a cursed image?
Yes. Cursed images get priority laser treatment. Demons not included.
Can I engrave song lyrics even if I only know one line?
Totally. Half the internet lives this way. Just make sure it’s the line.
Can I use emojis in my engraving?
We can’t engrave literal emoji graphics — but if you want us to write “(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻” or “:’)” — we got you.
Can you engrave my Tinder bio?
As long as it's under 50 characters. We recommend this classic:
“Might delete later.”
Can I engrave something completely unhinged just for laughs?
Please do. Someone once engraved “Don't talk to me, I'm a keyring now.” It changed us.
Can I send this as a surprise gift to someone who doesn’t know I exist?
…Sure, but maybe… include your name? Or a return address? Just saying.
Will the engraving survive the heat of my burning regret?
Yes. Stainless steel can handle it. Emotionally? That’s on you.
Can I engrave something in another language I don’t understand?
Yes. But if you accidentally tattoo “spaghetti” in Latin, that’s between you and Google Translate.
Can I put “Don’t Lose Me Again” on a keyring?
Absolutely. That's basically our unofficial slogan now.
What’s the weirdest thing someone engraved?
“Bagel Anxiety.” We didn’t ask. We just engraved. Respect.
👉 Still unsure? Engrave your existential crisis — we’ll make it shiny.