Certified People Avoider

Certified People Avoider Pendant

Officially antisocial — and proud of it.
For the ones who would rather ghost than host, this custom-engraved pendant is your badge of honour. Featuring bold lettering and a tick-marked shield, it’s the ultimate conversation-ender (ironically, by starting one).

Crafted from sleek stainless steel, this piece isn’t just stylish — it’s your daily excuse to stay unbothered and socially unavailable. Wear it solo or layer it up; either way, you’re saying, “no thanks” — but fashionably.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

• Laser-engraved with “Certified People Avoider”
• Made from durable stainless steel with a brushed finish
• Minimalist round design with built-in sarcasm
• Comes with a matching chain, cord or keyring
• Perfect gift for introverts, homebodies, or anyone with a strong “leave me alone” energy

📏 Dimensions:

• Diameter: 2.0 cm 
• Thickness: 0.15 mm

⚠️ Heads up:
This piece may increase your coolness… and decrease unwanted conversations.